Score: 10

"A VERY good lesson to learn."

submission: play with michelle

date: May 25, 2006

This is one of the funniest and most disturbing flashes on Newgrounds. And no, I'm not just saying that because I'll feel like a poor sport if I bash it, I'm saying it because us folks REALLY have it coming when we get suckered into this. Come on, it's too easy, it's too hot, and something just seems wrong, and you'd think most of us (especially me, a veteran crossplayer!) would see this coming! Then, well... Way to sucker-punch us right where it counts, kerb!
Now this also comes as a VERY useful poker lesson: Know your opponent! And you're right, I think I will let my friends find out Michelle's secret for themselves... of course, they'll probably kill me. But still, I have some friends who play big-money poker, and they could use a valuable lesson like this.

Score: 2

"Not VERY good... or good at all."

submission: Sneaky Taximan

date: May 25, 2006

The summary I came up for that review is funnier than this flash. I don't care whether or not it's original, it's not GOOD, and that's the real problem. No graphics, no humor, no interactivity, and an awful joke. Overall, just about everything on "sexyandfunny . com" is just as inane as the website's name.

Score: 7

"lol... not bad"

submission: Sex Diet

date: May 25, 2006

Finally, something good to come off the usually-inane "sexyandfunny" website. This is pretty funny, although I did see it coming just a little, but it's still funny nevertheless. Try to put in some better graphics next time, and how about some better music?

Score: 3

"Predictable much?"

submission: How a Blonde..

date: May 25, 2006

Well, at least it was short, so I didn't have to waste too much time. I don't even know why I clicked on the link in the first place, since when I heard the title "How a blonde eats a banana," I didn't even have to see the pic to know what the punchline was going to be. So you might at least have presented it in some new style, or put in some original joke or commentary, but no, you wasted ten seconds of my time telling a so-called "joke" that I don't know how many times I've already heard, in as many different forms and reiterations as you can count (and many you can't). What exactly is the point?

Score: 4

"Meh."

submission: Virtua Playa

date: May 25, 2006

Um, kinda boring, I played for about 10 minutes and had all 6 girls, and once all of them are on my "chicklist" nothing else happened with them. Oh, and not to have sex on the brain, but either put in some nudity or take it out of the "Mature" section and put it in the everyone-friendly section. I don't know why you thought this was for adults only...

Score: 7

"Not bad, could be larger"

submission: Cooties Bar X-Ray Glasses

date: March 19, 2006

This was not bad at all, and pretty hot in spots, but it could stand to be much longer, and with more stuff to do. It had great comic relief, and some great movie references (nice job with the references to "The Exorcist" and "The Crying Game"). But, like I said, it was kind of short and not very interactive. But overall it was fun.

Score: 9

"The best dress-up game on Newgrounds"

submission: Dress Up Lilly REMASTERED

date: February 26, 2006

This is terrific, the wide variety of the costumes, and the puzzle of how to get her to let you undress her entirely... the choice of sexual object seemed rather bizarre, but I'll overlook that, because the play control was excellent. I LOVED the Yuffie Kisaragi costume especially.

Score: 4

"Meh."

submission: Dress up Danielle!

date: February 4, 2006

This would have been really good, except the woman is butt-ugly.

Score: 9

"Fun and challenging."

submission: Demon Girl

date: February 3, 2006

This is kind of like Jungle Girl, only it's good, really good. I love the fact that there are two endings, and both of them are hot. I especially love it that the clothing is methodically stripped away by the ghosts, the gradual removing of clothes is a great touch.
The plot is great, the graphics are a bit choppy but you make up for that with terrific play control, a fun challenge and a compensation if you lose ;) By the way, I am becoming REALLY smooth at threading a needle between those ghosts.
By the way, I didn't notice a difference between normal difficulty and "hard" mode, is there one? It didn't seem harder.

Score: 10

"Forkheads at their finest and funnest."

submission: Galaxy Angel sim date RPG

date: February 3, 2006

This is the best Forkheads game yet, even better than the Love Hina RPG. The graphics are terrific (although I loved the increased costume variety in the Love Hina game, I'll forgive the lack thereof here because the characters in the anime all wear the same outfit nearly every episode anyway). The game itself was enormous, all the detail and chance encounter algorythms, I can only imagine how long it must have taken you to write all this, let alone debug it.
The humor is as over-the-top choke-to-death hilarious as ever, and I loved that, but I felt there were a little too many drug jokes (something I don't tolerate well ever since my cousin OD'ed), so I had to dock you a couple of points for that, but overall the rest of the dialogue was up to your highest (or should I say lowest) standards.
I can also tell you guys really like the actual Galaxy Angel anime as well, no matter how hard you try to hide it beneath all the OOC and character-bashing. Just like in the Love Hina game, I can tell you do this out of admiration, not scorn, which is probably one of the reasons you guys are such great authors.
Keep it up, Fuckheads... er, I mean, Forkheads!