Score: 9

"A slight Forkheads rip-off, but very well-done."

submission: LoZ - Simdate RPG

date: June 3, 2007

First off, you probably have enough reviews pleading you to make a better ending in your sequel, so I won't waste any time on begging for that (just voting for it).

As for style, well, it's very reminiscient of the Forkheads, with the added little gameplay feature. The tone is almost pure Forkheads, but they are a very influential team so I won't hold it against you for borrowing from them. The dialogue is certainly a little less over-the-top than the Forkheads dialogue, and I can appreciate that (while you were at it, though, you might have dropped the drug references too, if only because that's one of the few trademarks of the Forkheads games that I really don't like).

Gameplay was good, I was very surprised how well you detailed the SNES-quality controls of the game with all the little references to the game series, that was excellent. The game did have a few glitches but nothing game-stopping. One thing I did notice was that every time I got into a random fight, after the fight was over the music automatically switched back to the default tone.

The graphics were spectacular. I like how you had a lot of different artists helping you, I don't envy having to get all of them to work with you, but the result was fantastic, with a very varied style. Keep it up, if you make that your own trademark (all great artists have trademarks, flash gaming is no different) you'll make some excellent work.

I enjoyed all the cultural references. Ernest Hemingway? In your own words, o_0 . Why him, incidentally, are you a fan of his? I liked "The Old Man and the Sea," but apart from that I haven't read much of his.

Overall, an excellent game, especially since you say this was the first one you programmed. I'd never heard of you before this (I haven't been back to newgrounds in a while, forgive me), and I have to say this makes me want to check out more of your work.

Overall, one of my faves so far.

Score: 7

"Good, but..."

submission: Spirit of Truth SB

date: May 26, 2007

...but you left out some of the best lines.

How could you leave out:

"God almighty, y'know, ruler of heaven and urf and every God damn thing in between!"

"Who created yo' ass?"

"Shutcha' Goddamn ass up!"

Come on, include those in the next version.

Score: 10

"An excellent game."

submission: Boobs Or Ass

date: December 9, 2006

A very good game, a nice remix of "boobs, butt or shoulder" without the annoying shoulder clips. It's simple and tantalizing, if a bit repetitive after a while (perhaps shades of difficulty could be inserted, photos sorted by how hard it is to tell?). Oh, and I LOVE the inclusion of the Loituma Girl's song.

Score: 5

"Way too easy."

submission: ClixSposing Kitraandra

date: October 5, 2006

Come on, this game wasn't hard at all. At least Clixposing Samus had some real difficulty, this is just an excuse to get off.
The graphics were pretty good (I liked 'em, in fact), and the music was especially great, but the game is over in about ten seconds, almost no danger.
I loved Clixposing Samus because it was challenging, and I wished it had had an interactive Samus at the end, but this game traded gameplay for graphics.

Score: 10

"Not bad, not bad at all"

submission: School Girl Sim 1

date: August 5, 2006

Lately, I've been liking these spinoffs from the Sex Kitten series even more than the series' latest installments. Just when the Sex Kitten series is getting a little tedious, along comes a new spinoff to spice it up.
Admittedly, not too much new or different in this one, but at least the questions are a bit harder this time around and appeal to nerd mania, and I like that. Also, no more of the tedious selling or buying items once you get enough points, that's been taking too much time from the games lately. And of course, the pics you find for rewards just keep getting better and better.

Oh, and kudos to you for mentioning the well-known fact that "Shock TV" used to be really funny but now it's just lame... that alone knocks this game's humor rating up to a 10 (and also because for once of the absence of drug jokes, which I don't handle well), and that you call emos the idiots they are.

Score: 0

"Yet another SexyandFunny movie that is neither."

submission: Small Penis

date: July 30, 2006

Let's go over the checklist:
Does this flash movie have:

1. A painfully obvious and not funny joke? Check!

2. Completely horrible and ugly graphics? Check!

3. Crappy music? Check!

Yes, this is a movie made by SexyandFunny . com! It's got all the trademarks, and it is neither funny nor sexy.

Score: 10

"Not bad."

submission: Condom Blocks

date: July 27, 2006

So, now I'm supposed to BREAK the condom to get the girl. That's a nice twist. Still, overall very good game, with hot models and a fun premise. Like most games from badsuzy dot com, this one is just a pre-existing game (breakdown) done up with improved graphics to make it sexy, but it's still good, and a very addicting and frustrating game.

Score: 10

"Troy does it again!"

submission: Tara Reid Franken-Boobie

date: July 7, 2006

Ah, Troy the Impaler, everyone's favorite A/V geek returns with his funniest cartoon yet! This one gets a full ten for the humor, and the style, and even the sound. Troy is my favorite character from Zipperfish, I love his narrative, and the little flash effects you use in the cartoon. I had to knock a point off the graphics just for the ugliness of the Frankenboobie, but other than that you did great, I loved the photography of the actual event, and the effects.

Score: 6

"Well... not bad in itself, but it's getting old..."

submission: Sex Kitten - Insanity!

date: June 5, 2006

I can only give a five for style, because as funny and hot as the Sex Kitten Sim Date series is, it's getting a little repetitive after eight installments. The Fuckheads... er, Forkheads... are incapable of making a tedious game (don't get me wrong, I drop the "Fuckheads" word with a great deal of affection), but this particular series is starting to blend together after this. I'm glad to hear you've got another full-length one on the way, that'll be refreshing.

Score: 9

"lol... I got one."

submission: Like Jailbait? 2004 Quiz

date: June 2, 2006

Well, I'm apparently a Moderate Jailbaid Lover, for saying I'd nail one of the wrong ones, and I'm NOT going to tell you which (it's one of the ones who will be 18 in a few months, and so will be removed from the drop-it list by the time the FBI gets around to looking me over anyway). All in all, I do like this, it is really funny (though Agent Simms' voice is a little TOO over the top at times), and has a LOT of trick questions that can really catch you. I also agree with the message that underage girls should NOT dress like... well, like Evan Rachel Wood is dressed in her picture in this.