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Yet another SexyandFunny movie that is neither.

Let's go over the checklist:
Does this flash movie have:

1. A painfully obvious and not funny joke? Check!

2. Completely horrible and ugly graphics? Check!

3. Crappy music? Check!

Yes, this is a movie made by SexyandFunny . com! It's got all the trademarks, and it is neither funny nor sexy.

Troy does it again!

Ah, Troy the Impaler, everyone's favorite A/V geek returns with his funniest cartoon yet! This one gets a full ten for the humor, and the style, and even the sound. Troy is my favorite character from Zipperfish, I love his narrative, and the little flash effects you use in the cartoon. I had to knock a point off the graphics just for the ugliness of the Frankenboobie, but other than that you did great, I loved the photography of the actual event, and the effects.

Not VERY good... or good at all.

The summary I came up for that review is funnier than this flash. I don't care whether or not it's original, it's not GOOD, and that's the real problem. No graphics, no humor, no interactivity, and an awful joke. Overall, just about everything on "sexyandfunny . com" is just as inane as the website's name.

A slight Forkheads rip-off, but very well-done.

First off, you probably have enough reviews pleading you to make a better ending in your sequel, so I won't waste any time on begging for that (just voting for it).

As for style, well, it's very reminiscient of the Forkheads, with the added little gameplay feature. The tone is almost pure Forkheads, but they are a very influential team so I won't hold it against you for borrowing from them. The dialogue is certainly a little less over-the-top than the Forkheads dialogue, and I can appreciate that (while you were at it, though, you might have dropped the drug references too, if only because that's one of the few trademarks of the Forkheads games that I really don't like).

Gameplay was good, I was very surprised how well you detailed the SNES-quality controls of the game with all the little references to the game series, that was excellent. The game did have a few glitches but nothing game-stopping. One thing I did notice was that every time I got into a random fight, after the fight was over the music automatically switched back to the default tone.

The graphics were spectacular. I like how you had a lot of different artists helping you, I don't envy having to get all of them to work with you, but the result was fantastic, with a very varied style. Keep it up, if you make that your own trademark (all great artists have trademarks, flash gaming is no different) you'll make some excellent work.

I enjoyed all the cultural references. Ernest Hemingway? In your own words, o_0 . Why him, incidentally, are you a fan of his? I liked "The Old Man and the Sea," but apart from that I haven't read much of his.

Overall, an excellent game, especially since you say this was the first one you programmed. I'd never heard of you before this (I haven't been back to newgrounds in a while, forgive me), and I have to say this makes me want to check out more of your work.

Overall, one of my faves so far.

Good, but...

...but you left out some of the best lines.

How could you leave out:

"God almighty, y'know, ruler of heaven and urf and every God damn thing in between!"

"Who created yo' ass?"

"Shutcha' Goddamn ass up!"

Come on, include those in the next version.

An excellent game.

A very good game, a nice remix of "boobs, butt or shoulder" without the annoying shoulder clips. It's simple and tantalizing, if a bit repetitive after a while (perhaps shades of difficulty could be inserted, photos sorted by how hard it is to tell?). Oh, and I LOVE the inclusion of the Loituma Girl's song.